Something to Brag About (Strip Nine Card Brag)

Moderately Hot

This moderately hot erotic story is about an unexpected strip game in a pub involving one chap and two girls. Rather than the obvious strip poker, the game of choice is Brag, the old British card game, one of the ancestors to poker.

On alternate Thursday nights we held a card school at our local pub. There were usually four of us, all male, and our regular game of choice was Nine Card Brag. We only played for small stakes: on a good night you may end up ten pounds better off, and on a bad night you may finish ten pounds down. So, it was never high pressure, just a bit of fun. As Thursday nights were generally quiet at the pub, the manager was pleased to see us, and welcomed our custom.

The regular barmaid on Thursdays was Toni. I guess her full name was Antonia or perhaps Antoinette, but she was always known as just Toni. She was probably in her late-thirties-early forties. She was about five foot six tall, had short, light brown hair usually styled in a boyish cut. She was quite ‘busty’ as is often the case with popular barmaids, and she usually dressed to emphasize her ample bosoms.

Toni was well-known for her risque humour, double-entendres and bawdy banter. She was flirty with the male customers, quite cheeky, and, I thought, probably promiscuous. I was the youngest in our card school, and fairly shy. Toni used to flirt with me more than the other guys. I think she actually did fancy me. The other players used to tease me about this. I often found Toni’s advances a bit embarrassing. Although she was pleasant enough, she was too forward for my liking. To be truthful, I found her a bit scary.

Toni had a friend, Louise, who was much more to my liking. Slightly younger than Toni, and not so well endowed, Louise was more reserved, to the point of being shy. Although Toni was undoubtedly attractive for her type, I found her quite plain looking, Whereas I thought Louise was gorgeous. She too had shortish hair, although it was a lighter colour, and cut in a more feminine style. She was taller than Toni, stylish and elegant. While Toni could be quite brash, I thought Louise was sophisticated, and sexy.

Now life is never simple. As I mentioned, I was pretty sure Toni fancied me. I was also pretty sure that Louise didn’t. In fact, I wasn’t even sure that she knew I existed! Although I enjoyed Toni’s company in moderation, I could never see us in any kind of relationship. Whereas, I would love to have got closer to Louise. But, hey-ho, such is life!

Anyway, enough of the background. I’d called into the pub on one of our non-card-school Thursdays. Not surprisingly, it was even quieter than normal. Toni was by herself behind the bar and managing adequately. In fact, she was bored.

“Hello handsome.” she greeted me as I entered the bar. “I didn’t realise it was a card night.” she continued.

“Hello Toni.” I replied, “It’s not. I just called in because I was passing.”

“Admit it - you couldn’t keep away from me.” she laughed.

“That too,” I said, “Pint of the usual please.”

I needn’t have asked because Toni had already started to pour a pint of best-bitter, my regular tipple. Once it had settled, she placed it on the counter in front of me and I handed over the correct money. I took a seat at the bar and looked around. There were just a couple of strangers seated at a table by the open fireplace; other than them, the place was empty.

“Quiet tonight.” I said, stating the obvious has always been one of my strong-points.

“Been like this all night.” Toni confirmed, “Mind you, that’s no bad thing as I’m on my own tonight.”

“None of the regulars been in?” I asked, by way of making conversation.

“You’re the first.” Toni validated.

“I can’t see any of them venturing out now.” I said.

“Nor can I. To be honest, if it wasn’t for that couple, I’d probably have locked up already.” she said, nodding towards the pair by the fire.

“Well, I’m glad you didn’t.” I said taking a swig from my glass, “I needed this.”

“Glad to be of service.” Toni smiled, “If there’s anything else I can do for you, you only need to ask.” she added suggestively.

“No. I’m fine.” I said.

“As it’s so quiet, there is something you can do for me.” she said.

“What’s that?” I asked, genuinely worried in what direction Toni was steering the conversation.

“Well, I’ve watched you when you’re playing cards on a Thursday, and I think I’ve picked up a few of the basics of the game, but I must admit, I don’t fully understand it.” she said, “Could you give me a lesson?” she continued.

“Oh, is that all?” I said, openly relieved.

“What was you expecting me to ask you to do?” she questioned.

“Oh, nothing.” I said.

“Well?” she persisted.

“Of course, I can give you one.” I said.

“Cheeky!” she laughed.

“Lesson.” I added quickly, but not quick enough, “Get the cards and I’ll teach you.” I continued.

Toni got a deck of cards from behind the bar and handed them to me. She pulled up a stall opposite me, and watched as I shuffled the pack. I dealt out nine cards to each of us.

“Although we can play with just the two of us, it’s much better with three or four players.” I explained.

“Okay.” Toni said.

“Assuming neither of us has got four of a kind?” I hesitated so that Toni could confirm.

“I haven’t.” Toni confirmed, “But what if I had?”

“Four of a kind is an automatic win.” I explained, “Unless one of the other players has four pairs, which cancels out the four of a kind.”

“Sounds complicated.” Toni said, confused.

“It’s not really. It happens so infrequently there’s no need to worry about it. Just remember that, should you get four of a kind, you need to declare it.” I clarified.

“Oh, okay. I think I understand.” Toni said.

“Look at your cards and divide your nine cards into three, three-card Brag hands. When you’re happy with your three hands, place the highest of these face-down to your left, the lowest to your right and the middle hand between them. I explained, “Do you know the order of hands?” I enquired.

“I think so. I picked that up through watching you.” Toni confirmed, “Three of a kind; running flush; run; flush; pair; high card.” she continued.

“That’s correct, although when we play, we don’t include ‘high card’ so you have to have a pair as a minimum.” I clarified.

“Okay.” she said.

“When everyone has set their cards down in front of them, the player to the dealer's left exposes their highest hand. Whoever has the best highest hand exposes their middle (next highest) hand, and whoever has the best of these exposes the right (lowest value) hand. Clear?” I asked.

“I think so.” Toni responded, less than confidently, “I do like a bit of exposure.” she added, giggling.

“A player must win all three hands outright. This is where the skill comes in – sorting the hands out to either try to win all three hands or trying to stop the opponent winning all three hands.” I explained. “It’s quite possible that you can’t make three hands. Sometimes it’s better to make one or two strong hands, rather than three weaker ones. Although you know you’re not going to win with just two hands, you may be able to stop your opponent winning.”

“That makes sense.” Toni responded, “I wondered why you didn’t have a winner every round.” she continued.

“When we play, we usually stop as soon as it’s obvious no one is going to win that round. For instance, if I were to win the first hand and you were to win the second, then it’s pointless playing the third.” I explained, “It speeds things up that way too.”

“I can see that.” she said, “Where does the gambling come in?” she continued.

“We put a small ante in the kitty – usually ten pence - before each round. As the kitty is only won if someone wins all three hands, it can build up quite big sometimes.” I said, “That’s why it’s also better with more players.”

“I’ve noticed it can get quite big.” Toni observed, “The kitty I mean.” she giggled.

“Ready to give it a go?” I asked, “Just a couple of practice hands?”

“I think so.” Toni replied, “Be patient with me.”

I sorted my cards out into three hands and placed them in front of me. Toni did the same, only slightly slower.

“Okay. It’s time to reveal our hands.” I said, carefully avoiding using ‘expose’, “I’ll go first.”

I turned over my first hand to reveal a running flush.

“Your turn to show me yours.” I instructed, regretting what I’d said straight away.

“Cheeky!” she laughed.

“Your first hand.” I clarified.

“Just teasing.” she giggled.

Tony turned over her first hand to reveal three fours.

“Well done. You’ve won the first hand. So now you can show your second.” I said.

Toni turned over her second hand to reveal a run. I turned over my second hand to reveal a flush.

“You’ve won the second hand too. So, you’ve just got to win the final one to win the round. Turn over your last hand.” I said.

Toni turned over her final hand to reveal a pair of eights. I turned over mine to show a pair of tens.

“That was close.” I said, “But my tens beat your eights.” I explained.

“So, I didn’t win?” Toni said, disappointed.

“No one won that time.” I said, “But you were closest. Just think that you need to win three nil, but you only won two - one.”

“That makes sense. Close, but no cigar.” Toni said, “Can I have another go?” she asked.

I dealt us nine cards each again. And, as before, I sorted my cards out into three hands and placed them in front of me. Toni did the same, slightly quicker this time.

“Okay. Would you like to go first this time? I said, “Just turn over your first – best - hand.”

Toni turned over her first hand to reveal three tens. I turned over mine to show three Queens.

“Damn! I thought I’d win that!” Toni exclaimed.

“It was close.” I said, “My turn to reveal first now as I won the first hand.

I turned over my second hand to reveal a run. Toni just had a flush.

“I’ve won that one too. So, if I win this final hand, I’ve won the pot.” I said.

I turned over my last three cards to reveal a pair of eights.

“I’ve only got a pair of fours.” Toni sighed, “Does that mean you’ve won?”

“It does. And I would have taken the kitty.” I replied.

“Sorry I can’t pay you.” Toni said, "Only in kind. I bet you'd like my kitty!" she added with a wink.

“No probs. We were only practicing.” I said, quickly moving the conversation on.

“With all this revealing, exposing, kitties, and ‘I’ll show you mine’ going on, it would make a good strip game.” Toni reflected.

“I'm sure there are strip versions of the game but, as I’ve only ever played against the chaps, I’ve never tried it.” I said.

Toni looked across at the couple sitting by the fire.

“If they weren’t here, I’d lock up and take you on right now.” she grinned, “My clothes against yours!”

I glanced across at the couple. Their glasses were still half full, and they were immersed in conversation; seemingly engrossed in each other’s company.

“It looks like they’re here for the duration.” I noted, not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed.

“That’s a shame. A strip game with my sexiest customer would have relieved the boredom.” she giggled.

“The only reason I’d be your sexiest customer is because I’d be your only customer.” I laughed.

“As far as I know, my friend Louise is at a loose end tonight.” Toni said, “I could call her and ask her if she wants to make up a threesome.”

I nearly choked on my beer.

“At cards, naughty!” Toni smiled, "You said it's better with three."

"It's a lot better." I confirmed, talking about the cards but thinking of something else entirely

The thought of playing a strip card game with Louise put a whole new complexion on the evening. I contemplated this; was I prepared to possibly let Toni see me naked just on the off-chance I might get to see more of Louise? Duh! Of course, I was!

“You could always call her.” I suggested, “That couple may leave soon.”

“I don’t know.” Toni said, “She probably wouldn’t come anyway.”

“No harm in asking.” I said, a little too eagerly, “We’d regret it if the couple leave, and we haven’t at least asked.”

“You seem rather keen to get her here?” Toni observed, "Do you fancy her or something?"

“Well, you did want to play a strip game; and Brag is much better with three players.” I said, trying to sound innocent, “And, as I said, I’ve never tried it.”

“It would be fun.” Toni admitted.

“I’ll tell you what, if you can persuade Louise to come over and play, I’ll give you both a two-hand start.” I said, magnanimously.

“How do you mean?” Toni asked, confused.

“What are you wearing Toni?" I asked.

"Sorry?" she responded, baffled by my line of questioning, "That's a bit forward."

"What are you wearing?" I repeated, "Beyond what I can see, obviously."

"If you must know, I'm wearing shoes, tights, blouse, skirt, bra and panties." Toni confirmed, "Why do you need to know?"

"That's seven items. If Louise wears seven items too, I'll only wear five, giving you both a two-hand start." I explained, "You’d only have to win five games between you to get me naked. Whereas I’d have to win fourteen games to get you both naked – you can’t get fairer than that!”

Of course, I was being a bit economical with the truth here. As the losers, plural, must take something off. For instance, if Toni won, then both Louise and I would need to take something off. If Louise won, then both Toni and I would need to take something off. And, if I won, both Toni and Louise would need to remove something – now that would be a result! The upshot being that I would be naked after losing five games; Toni and / or Louise would be naked after losing seven games. But I figured the way I’d put it was much more persuasive.

“That’s a bit risky for you?” Toni observed.

“It is. I realise the chances are you’ll both see me naked.” I confirmed, “But it’s a risk I’m willing to take.”

“Are you really prepared to let us see you completely naked?” Toni asked, sounding less than convinced, "Even your 'thing'." Tony nodded in the direction of my groin.

“I am.” I stated, “If I lose, I promise I’ll take everything off, and you’ll see the lot - even my 'thing'!”

“Now that does sound like fun!” Toni laughed, “As Louise and I are both novices can you give us a four-hand start? If you do, I’ll give her a call.”

“Now that is too risky!” I challenged, “I said I’m prepared to give you a two-hand start. That's generous enough” I countered.

“Three?” Toni offered, "Pretty please." she simpered.

“Oh alright. You drive a hard bargain.” I conceded.

“Great!” Toni grinned, “You’re on!”

Toni went to the back of the bar to collect her phone and make the call to Louise. I reflected on what I’d agreed to. If they’d both got seven items of clothes on, I’d have to strip down to just four before we’d even started. They’d only have to win four games between them to get me naked. I doubted it would come to that though. So much had to happen beforehand. Firstly, the couple by the fire would need to leave soon. Secondly, Toni would have to persuade Louise to come over. Thirdly, Louise would need to agree to play. Even if the first two were achieved, I couldn’t see the third one happening. Toni came back into the bar.

“I got hold of Louise.” she said, “She’ll be over in about quarter of an hour.”

“Did you tell her what for?” I asked, surprised she had even agreed to come out this late.

“Not exactly.” Toni smiled, “I just told her it was quiet over here and that I could do with some company.”

“You didn’t mention me?” I asked.

“No. I didn’t want to put her off.” Toni joked.

“Thanks!" I said, aggrieved by the put down, "And you didn’t mention cards?” I queried.

“No. We’ll face that hurdle when she gets here.” Toni said.

At that point the couple next to the fireplace finished their drinks, stood up, put on their coats, and left. As we said ‘Goodnight’ to them, Toni and I looked at each other and grinned. Two out of three of the requirements had been met. All that remained was to convince Louise to join us in a game of strip Brag. I was sure that would be the hardest part of all.

“Can we play a few more practice hands until Louise gets here?" Toni suggested, "No stripping."

"Fine by me." I replied, "Do we know if Louise knows how to play? I questioned, seeing an obvious flaw in the plan.

“I honestly don’t know.” Toni admitted, “She's been in here on a Thursday when you've been playing but I don't know if she's watched at all. However, she’s a clever girl, I'm sure she’ll soon pick it up. After all, I did, and she’s a lot brighter than me.”

"I do hope she plays." I said, a little too keenly.

"I promise I'll do my best to persuade her. After all, if she doesn't agree I won't get the chance to see you naked." Toni grinned, "Louise may appear to be a bit shy, but underneath she’s really quite daring. I’m confident I can persuade her to join in. In fact, I’m so sure she will, that if she doesn’t, I’ll strip off and show you everything.” Toni added with a giggle.

"Everything?" I queried, disbelief in my voice.

"Everything!" she repeated, "My boobs, my bottom and even my pussy!" she giggled.

“You must be confident. I’ll hold you to that.” I smiled.

.

Toni dimmed the lights in the bar and bolted the front door.

“We don’t want anyone disturbing us.” Toni reasoned, “We can let Louise in when she arrives.”

"When I came out tonight I wasn't expecting a lock-in." I smiled.

"You may get some more unexpected treats later." Toni grinned.

Toni returned to her side of the bar, picked up the cards and started shuffling them. We played half a dozen practice hands. Toni won a couple, I won a couple and for the remainder there was no outright winner. Toni picked up the cards and started to shuffle them. As she went to deal, there was a faint knock on the door.

“I hope that’s Louise.” Toni said, "I was beginning to think she'd changed her mind about coming out."

Toni came around to my side of the bar, unbolted the door and opened it. Louise came in. Toni bolted the door behind her. Toni and Louise hugged, and then kissed each other twice on each cheek, the way that female friends do. I hoped Louise would come over and give me a kiss too: she didn’t, of course. She looked as gorgeous as ever, even though she’d had little time to get ready. Her light-brown hair was piled up in an untidy bun, held in place with a hair claw. Strands of loose hair cascaded down the side of her attractive face. She had a dazzling smile that caused her cheeks to dimple adorably. She was wearing a white shirt tucked into faded blue jeans with a leather belt and short, brown cowboy boots. Her shirt was just see-through enough to discern she was wearing a white bra. She looked around the empty bar.

“You were right, it is quiet.” she observed, “No wonder you were bored.” she said to Toni.

“Thanks!” I said, despondently.

 “I’m so sorry!” she apologised, “I didn’t mean it like that!”

“And I was about to offer to buy you a drink.” I said, feigning hurt.

 “I really am sorry.” Louise continued, sounding genuinely remorseful.

 “I’m only kidding you.” I said, “What would you like?”

“Can I have a white wine please?” Louise asked, realising I’d been winding her up.

“Large white wine please Toni.” I ordered.

“Large?” Louise queried, “You’ll get me tipsy.” she laughed, then noticing the pack of playing cards on the bar, she continued, "I didn't know it was cards night tonight?"

“Oh those.” Toni said indifferently, “As it was quiet Baz was teaching me how to play Nine Card Brag. Do you know how to play?” she added casually.

Louise shook her head, “I've watched them play at times; it all seems rather complicated. I only know poker.” she confirmed, “And I'm not very good at that.” she continued.

“Brag and poker are very similar. But you only have three cards in a Brag hand rather than five. So, if anything, it’s simpler.” I explained, hoping to convince Louise to join in when she was asked.

“That was one of the reasons I asked you to come over. We were just about to play Strip Brag but we need three players.” Toni said, taking me by surprise that she'd jumped straight in.

“Strip Brag?" Louise queried doubtfully.

"Yes, Strip Brag. It's like strip poker. We were going to play for our clothes." Toni explained, "You'll join us won't you Lou?" she asked.

"No way!" Louise said emphatically, "I know I said I'd played poker but I've never played strip poker! I wouldn't be that brave."

"C'mon Lou. It'll be fun." Toni persisted, "I'm sure you'll pick it up easy enough.”

“I don't mind playing but I'm not going to strip!" Louise was adamant.

"Baz has agreed to give us a head start." Toni explained, "He'll take off three items before we start. He's confirmed he's got seven items on; that means he'll only have four items left on. We'll still have seven."

"It still sounds risky. Baz plays regularly, I've never played before." Lou stood firm, "He must be expecting to beat us."

“If you don’t mind me asking, what are you wearing Lou?” Toni asked.

“Boots, socks, shirt, belt, jeans, bra and panties.” Louise confirmed.

“That’s nine items. We are both allowed to wear seven items. So you'll need to take your boots off.” Toni pointed out, ignoring Louise's fundamental objection, "There’s no way he’ll beat us when he's starting on just four items. You would like to see him naked? He's promised to show us everything! I know I want to see that!” Toni enthused, “Just imagine him standing at the bar nude, like our own personal Chippendale!"

[At this point I should make it clear that, even though I keep myself fairly fit and toned, in no way could I be mistaken for a Chippendale!]

“I don’t know.” Louise said, “I’m rather shy. And it all sounds a bit dodgy.”

Louise remained doggedly unwilling. She’d been persuaded to come out for a quiet drink, and now she was unexpectedly being coerced into playing a strip game. I was willing her to agree to play, even though it meant I’d probably end up naked. Just Louise confirming what she was wearing, and mentioning her bra and panties, had caused my member to stiffen. I really hoped Toni could persuade her to play. On the other hand, if she didn’t, then Toni had promised me she’d strip off and show me everything. Louise’s misgivings were giving Toni real cause for concern. It looked as if she would be getting naked rather than me.

“The chances are you’ll only have to take your boots and socks off at most before he’s naked.” Toni reasoned.

“But if I lose, I will have to get naked?” Louise explored, "Completely?"

“Yes. And if I lose, I’ll have to get naked. That’s what we’ve agreed.” Toni said, “But the chances of that happening are tiny. I’m pretty sure we won’t have to go anywhere near that far. What’s more, I really want to see him strip, don't you?” Toni laughed.

“I guess so.” Louise said indifferently, “If I lose, can I leave my underwear on?” she suggested, the first sign of slackening in Louise's resolve.

Toni looked at me imploringly. I shook my head slightly so that she knew it was all or nothing. The thought of Louise in just her underwear was a real turn on. My member stiffened some more.

“No, sorry, we’ve both agreed to go all the way if we lose; so, you’d have to do the same.” Toni clarified.

“I’m not keen on that.” Louise said, “I’ll consider playing if I can keep at least my undies on.” she added.

“As I said earlier, I doubt you’ll even have to show us your underwear.” Toni said, desperation in her voice. I think she was starting to realise that she wasn't going to persuade Louise to play, which meant she was going to have to strip naked herself.

Although seeing Toni naked would be fun, I really wanted Louise to join in. I thought I'd help.

"Louise, I'll do you a deal. You can start with eight items." I offered magnanimously, "That equates to a four-hand start compared to Toni's three-hand-start."

"You can't get fairer than that." Toni attested, shooting me a look that said 'Thank you'.

"I'm still not happy at the prospect of getting naked." Louise persisted, "I know it's only a small risk, but it's still a risk."

“Please consider it Louise, just for me. I wasn’t going to tell you this, but earlier tonight I had a little side bet with Baz that I could get you to come out for a drink and join in with our little game.” Toni expanded.

“You didn’t tell me that. How much did you bet?” Louise asked.

“I didn’t bet with money. Stupidly, I said that if you didn’t play, I’d strip off.” Toni said, “Once I’d persuaded you to come out, I was half-way there. I was pretty sure that I could convince you to join in; after all you are my best friend, and I honestly thought you’d be up for it.” Toni continued.

“Stripping off is hardly a little bet.” Louise said, “How far did you say you’d go?” Louise asked, concerned.

“I said I’d get starkers and show him everything.” Toni said, matter-of-factly.

“Toni! What? Even your…” Louise hesitated, searching for the most appropriate term in my presence, “Even your...... pussy?” Louise eventually whispered, in shock.

“Yes, even my pussy. I know, I’m stupid. But I honestly thought I’d persuade you.” Toni laughed, “As it appears you’re not going to join in, it looks like he’s going to see it without even winning a game.”

Toni turned to me, a look of resignation on her face.

"Sorry Baz, I couldn't persuade Louise to join us." she said, sounding pitiful, "Still at least you get to see my tits and more."

Dejectedly, Toni reached down and removed her shoes. Then she started unbuttoning her blouse to reveal more of her cleavage and her lacy black bra. I gasped as she opened her blouse, and I got a view of her splendid breasts. She started to remove her blouse. So, this was it, Toni had admitted defeat and was going to strip off and show me everything, even her pussy, as Louise had so delicately called it.

“Stop! You can’t show him everything!” Louise exclaimed, “Okay. I’ll do it!”

“Thank you!” Toni cried in relief, “Just for a minute there I thought you were going to let me go all the way! Not that I mind that so much; it's just at least this way we get a chance to see him naked.”

"That's on the proviso that I can start with eight items like you offered? Does that offer still stand?" Louise enquired.

Toni gave me an imploring glance to see if I agreed with Louise's request. I nodded that it was acceptable. Toni quickly re-buttoned her blouse and slipped her shoes back on. She turned to me with a huge grin on her face.

“Sorry. You're going to have to wait before you see anything. And you’ve got to beat two of us now!” Toni exclaimed, “Your challenge has been accepted! Prepare to lose, and show us everything! You can start by taking off your first three items to give us our head-start." she grinned.

I must be mad! Toni was an attractive woman and I'd given up the absolute certainty of seeing her totally naked, without having to take off anything myself, for the extremely unlikely off-chance that I may see a bit more of Louise, with the strong possibility certainty that I'd have to get naked myself. What a fool!

It was too late now. I reluctantly removed my shoes and socks, leaving me in just four items: shirt, belt, jeans, and boxers. If I was going to make any inroads into the girl’s clothes, I just had to hope that my experience, guile and knowledge of the game was enough to give me an edge. I was also going to need considerable luck.

“Is that it?” Toni asked disappointedly, "Shoes and socks?"

"That's all you're getting for now." I said, "I expect more will be coming off soon."

"We do hope so!" Toni smiled, "Don't we Louise?"

“I guess so." Louise said, sounding apprehensive.

"Ahem Louise, you've got to take something off too." I reminded her.

Louise had pulled up a bar-stool and sat next to me. The mere presence of her sitting so close was causing me to be aroused. I'd never previously had the chance to see her so close up. She was gorgeous. I wasn’t sure I could cope if she had to take anything significant off. She took a large swig of her wine, unbuckled her leather belt and peeled it from the loops of her jeans. How could anything so innocent seem so erotic?

"Are you going to undo your jeans as well?" I asked hopefully.

"In your dreams!" Louise replied dismissively.

"You often are!" I admitted without pretence.

This caused Louise to blush even more.

“Just one other thing, Louise. Don’t mention this to anyone. If word gets back to the manager about what we’ve been doing, I’ll get the sack.” Toni said, "Thiws has got to be our secret, whatever happens."

“You can rely on me not to tell.” Louise said, “I’ll probably be too embarrassed to tell anyone anyway. I can already feel myself going red.” she laughed.

“Thank you, Louise. It should be fun.” Toni said, "It's not every night you get to see a naked chap in your local!"

"I'm not naked yet!" I laughed, nervously, "There's just other thing we need to decide before we start."

“What's that?" Toni asked, sounding frustrated by the delay.

“Well, you recall that it’s an automatic win in the unlikely event of someone getting four-of-a-kind?” I said.

"I do. My memory is not that bad." Toni said sarcastically, "I recall that you also said that if another player has four pairs, it cancels it out.”

"That's correct. Well you could have a different outcome if someone gets it. For example, you could say that if someone gets four-of-a-kind, all the other players must get naked straight away.”

“What? I didn't agree to that!" Louise exclaimed, "No way!"

"It does sound risky.” Toni concurred, "I don’t fancy that!”

“Or you could say that the other players have to take off two items instead of one.” I suggested, “Or you could just leave it the same as a normal win, and the losers just take off one item.”

“Let’s go for the second option; two instead of one.” Toni proposed, “That way we only need two four-of-a-kinds to get you naked! Happy with that Louise?"

"I guess so. I didn't really understand what you were talking about." Louise shrugged.

“Do you mind if I help Louise out with the first couple of hands, just until she knows what she’s doing?” Toni asked.

“As long as there’s no colluding.” I responded.

“We won’t cheat. Promise.” Toni affirmed, then added, “Can we start now?”

“I guess so.” I said timidly, unable to think of any more delaying tactics.

I noticed that Louise and Toni both took a large swig of wine; they were a picture of concentration - they meant business. I shuffled and dealt the cards. I noticed I was perspiring. I never felt this much pressure when I was playing for money. I picked up my cards and sighed. I would be rubbish at poker - the expression on my face revealed my cards left a lot to be desired. I could only make an Ace flush, a pair of Queens, and a pair of Jacks. I just hoped the pair of Jacks in my third hand would stop one or other of the girls from winning. Toni helped Louise sort her cards out. Toni won the first hand with an Ace, Two, Three, run. She also won the second with a Ten flush. She revealed a pair of Eights for her final hand, so my Jacks came to the rescue. Toni explained to Louise that no one had won, and therefore no one had to take anything off. Louise seemed relieved. I handed the cards to Toni; she took another mouthful of her drink before shuffling the deck and dealing.

I picked up my cards and my heart sank straight away. I could only make two hands, neither of them particularly good: a Four, Five, Six run; and a King flush. I turned over my first hand and both Louise and Toni beat it; Toni's Ace, King, Queen run being the highest. Toni then turned over a Six, Seven, Eight run which again was the best hand. I was out of it. I just had to hope that Louise could beat Toni's third hand. Toni finished with a pair of Nines. Fortunately Louise had a pair of Jacks. No overall winner!

“We could have cheated then." Toni smiled, "But we didn't."

"Thank you." I responded, relieved.

Louise dealt the next hand. Again, my hand was rubbish! I could only make a Nine Flush, a pair of Tens and a pair of Sevens. Again, Toni helped Louise, a little too well for my liking! Louise won the first hand with a Five, Six, Seven, run, beating my flush and Toni’s flush. She also won the second hand with an Ace flush, beating mine and Toni’s pair. Toni hadn't made a third hand so if Louise could beat my pair of Sevens she'd won all three hands.

“Have you got a third hand?” I asked uneasily.

 “She has.” Toni confirmed, “Louise, show him what you’ve got.”

Louise turned over her last three cards to reveal a pair of Eights.

 “Does that mean I’ve won?” Louise asked excitedly.

“It does. Well done.” Toni congratulated her. Turning to me Toni said, “You’ve got to take something off. We’re so going to get you naked.” Toni laughed, “Glad you agreed to play now Lou?”

“So far.” Louise said, “I’m glad you helped me sort my hand out. I wouldn’t have won otherwise” she admitted.

“I think you should play on your own now to give me a chance.” I said, "You've had three hands to practice."

“You’ll be fine Louise.” Toni said, “Just remember, you don’t have to try to win every hand, sometimes it’s better to stop the other person winning.”

“I’ll try.” Louise said, less than confidently, "I just hope my beginner's luck continues."

"Time to strip Baz!" Toni beamed.

“Don’t forget you lost too Toni. All the losers have to take something off.” I reminded her.

"I thought you'd forget that!" Toni grinned.

I unthreaded the leather belt from the loops at the top of my jeans and laid it on the bar. Only three hands in and I was already down to just three items. This wasn't looking good. Toni removed one of her shoes and put that on the bar too.

"I don't mind losing all the time you're losing as well." Toni laughed, "Try to win again Louise."

I picked up the cards, shuffled them, and dealt. Again, I had rubbish cards. I made them into a King flush, a Seven flush and a pair of Fives. I prepared myself for the worst. Toni laid down an Ace, Two, Three run to win the first hand. But her second hand was just a King Flush which Louise beat with a small run. No overall winner - relief!

Toni dealt again. This time I at least had a prial (three of kind) of Tens; unfortunately, I had little else, just a pair of Kings. I laid down my three Tens, feeling confident I’d win the first hand and thus prevent either of the girls winning all three. Toni quickly laid down three Aces. To make matters worse, it appeared she had two more hands. Fortunately, her second hand was only a pair of Nines, which I beat with my Kings and Louise beat with a Flush.

“Phew, that was close.” I said, relieved.

“To be fair, I didn’t expect to win with just a pair for my second hand.” Toni admitted.

Louise dealt. This time it was her turn to get a prial: Sevens. But she only had one hand. Neither Toni nor I could beat her prial so the game moved on. It was my deal again. I dealt myself a slightly better hand this time: at least I had three hands to play. The first, a small running flush, was the top hand; my second, a small run was also a winner. We all had a third hand to play. I revealed that I had a pair of Jacks, beating Louise's pair of Nines. Toni looked worried as she slowly turned her cards over. Then a smile spread over her face as she revealed a pair of Queens with a final flourish and a vocal 'Ta-da!'.

"Yes!" Toni exclaimed, "That stopped him!"

"Well done!" Louise sighed with relief, "I thought he'd got us beat!"

"So did I." I said dejectedly.

Toni dealt. Again I had a decent hand. But I wasn't prepared for what Toni had. She revealed a prial of Tens to start with, which beat my prial of Fives. Her second hand was a high run, which beat my low run; she finished with a Jack flush which beat my pair and Louise's pair. She'd won!

"Yes!" Toni screamed, "C'mon take something off!"

I slowly removed my shirt, to he accompaniment of the girls' whistles. Bare-chested, I sat on the bar-stool in just my jeans and boxers. It was little consolation that Louise had removed one of her boots to reveal a cute pink ankle sock. The problem with only having two items left is that you know the very next hand could see you getting naked if someone gets four-of-a-kind. Every hand that you survive is a bonus. I think all three of us knew that my position was perilous, I was going to have to get naked. I took a large slurp of my beer.

"At this rate you'll soon be naked!" Toni laughed, "Jeans next! I can't wait!"

“If I’m going to get naked, I better have another drink.” I said, “Would you both like another one too?” I continued, trying to delay matters.

Toni thanked me and pulled me another pint of bitter. She poured herself and Louise another large glass of wine. Louise dealt. This was an uneventful round in which Louise won the first hand and I won the second. We moved on. I dealt. It was a tame round with Louise having top hand again; this time Toni won the second. We moved on, Toni dealt, another non-entity of a round, with Toni having the top hand and me the second. Louise's deal: she took another swallow of wine, picked up the cards and dealt. We all sorted our hands out. Toni revealed that she’d got three Jacks but nothing else. So, we didn’t bother looking at the rest of the hands.

Moving on it was my time to deal again. I won the first hand with a Running Flush but Louise won the second. On Toni's deal Louise won the first hand and Toni the second. Then on Louise's deal Toni won two hands but didn't have a third. You often get spells like this in Brag where there is no winner. When you're playing for money it's how the kitty builds up to make it worthwhile to win. For me now I was just pleased that it was delaying the inevitable.

The deal had quickly reverted to me to deal again. This round passed without consequence because we all declared we could only make two hands. The dealing moved to Toni; this round was a non-event too, as Louise won the first hand with an Ace, Two, Three, run, but only had two hands. Louise dealt next. Unbelievably I got four Sixes. What a result! I checked my cards in disbelief then I laid them straight down.

“Thank you, Louise.” I said, trying to remain calm, “Look what you’ve dealt me!”

“I don’t believe it!” Toni exclaimed, "You said that wouldn't happen!"

"I said it was unlikely to happen." I clarified.

“What does that mean?” Louise asked, bemused.

“That’s an automatic win, unless one of us has got four pairs.” Toni explained.

“Well remembered.” I said, “Well?”

“Please tell me you’ve got four pairs, Louise?” Toni said, “Because I haven’t.”

“No, sorry. I haven’t either.” Louise confirmed.

“Then he’s won and we’ll both have to take something off.” Toni said, reluctantly.

“Don’t forget, we agreed on two items each for four-of-a-kind.” I reminded Toni.

“Damn! We did.” Toni recalled, “At least I didn’t agree to the other option.” Toni laughed.

“What was that?” Louise asked, "I know you discussed it but I didn't really understand."

“If someone gets four-of-a-kind, all the other players must get naked straight away.” Toni said.

“Oh my God! I’m so pleased you didn’t agree to that!” Louise exclaimed, "Two items doesn’t seem so bad in comparison.

“Think about it though Louise. If either of us get four-of-a-kind, we’d get his jeans and boxers off in one go. So, it might work in our favour.” Toni reasoned.

“That’s true. And I still only have to take my boot and a sock off this time.” Louise said.

“I know I’ve got to take my blouse off; but I’ve done that already tonight.” Toni laughed.

“That was my fault.” Louise said, “Sorry about that.”

Toni removed her second shoe. Then she unbuttoned her blouse, to once again, reveal her lacy black bra underneath. She opened her blouse up and removed her arms from it. Once it was completely off, she put it on the mounting pile of clothes on the bar. As she sat opposite me across the bar, I got a great view of her impressive breasts. I noticed that Louise was looking at them too. Louise removed her boot and a sock and added them to the clothes pile.

“I trust you’re enjoying the view?” Toni said, as she spoke she cupped her breasts and wobbled them.

“They’re very nice.” I smiled.

“Thank you.” Toni said, “I’m glad you like them”.

“I don’t know if I’ll be that brave.” Louise commented, "Mine are not so impressive as yours."

“Hopefully you won’t have to be.” Toni said, “We only need to win two games between us, and he’s got to get naked.”

I picked up the cards, shuffled and dealt. I won the first hand with a run, but Toni won the second hand with a higher flush than mine, so we didn’t go any further. T7 Toni dealt the next hand. Louise had the best hand with a Jack, Queen, King, run, but had nothing else. The game moved on. Louise dealt.

“Please give me four-of-a-kind again Louise.” I joked.

“Please don’t” Toni pleaded, “I’ll be down to my undies if you do.”

“I nearly got it myself.” Louise said, turning over three Aces.

Unfortunately for Louise, not only didn’t she have the other Ace – which would have seen me naked and Toni in just her undies – but she didn’t have any other hands either. So, the game moved on. It was my deal again. Toni won the first hand with a running flush, which was just higher than Louise’s. Louise won the second hand with an Ace high flush and would have won the third with a pair of Tens. I just observed; my cards were rubbish.

“You stopped Louise winning there Toni.” I said, “Thank you.”

“Sorry Louise.” Toni said apologetically.

“I would have had his jeans off!” Louise said despondently.

“You very nearly did.” I confirmed.

Toni dealt. I had rubbish cards again, although at least this time I was able to make three hands. But so unfortunately did the girls. Louise laid her first hand down, which was just a King flush. I revealed an Ace flush, and Toni a Jack flush. Unbelievably, I’d won the first hand; it appeared we'd all got bad hands. There was hope for me yet. I next revealed a pair of Tens. Toni just had a pair of Eights, and Louise a pair of Threes. My final hand was a pair of Sevens, which topped Toni’s pair of Fours and Louise’s Twos. Astonishingly, I’d won!

“I don’t believe it!” I exclaimed, "I didn't expect to win with that!"

“Nor do I!” Toni said, “I suppose we’ve got to take something else off?”

“Yes please.” I said, eagerly.

Without hesitation Toni undid the zip at the side of her skirt and let it fall to the floor. She bent down and picked it up, adding it to the pile of clothes. She was wearing sheer black tights, and I could see that underneath she’d got on tiny black panties. Louise removed her second sock and added it to the collection of clothes on the bar. Seeing Toni in just her undies was making me thirsty, and surprisingly even more aroused. I polished off the last of my pint. I noticed Louise had tipped back her wine.

“I think we ought to have another drink.” I said, “Toni? Louise?”

“Yes please.” Louise said, “I think I’m going to need it.”

Toni got down off her stool and poured me another bitter. She then took Louise’s empty glass and poured her another large wine. This meant her back was to us and I could see through her tights that her bum cheeks were barely contained by her panties. Louise had obviously noticed too.

“That’s a good view you’re giving us Toni!” Louise said, “We can see your bum.”

“I guessed I might be.” Toni chuckled, “At least my tights are obscuring it a bit.”

“Not much.” I observed.

“You do realise your panties won’t hide much if you have to take your tights off?” Louise observed.

“I’m hopeful it won’t come to that.” Toni said.

“I’ve got the same issue.” Louise said, “I think mine are even skimpier than yours.” she added candidly.

“If that’s the case, I really must get your jeans off.” I laughed.

Louise shot me a concerned glare. Toni returned to the bar with Louise’s glass.

“Don’t forget to have one yourself.” I said.

“You’re only doing that so I have to turn my back to you again.” Toni giggled.

“As if!” I chuckled.

“For your cheek I’ll have a large one this time.” she smiled.

“That’s good. It means we get to watch your bum for a bit longer.” I cracked.

Louise and I both watched Toni’s bum cheeks wobble as she walked back to where the wine was and poured herself a glass. Louise and I looked at each other and grinned. Once I’d paid for the drinks, we all sat down again ready to resume. It was Louise’s turn to deal. Toni declared that she had three Kings but nothing else. We moved on. I dealt. I got three Twos, so I laid them down expecting the girls to fold. Toni did but Louise laid down three Fours. She then laid down a Jack, Queen, King, run, which beat my Nine, Ten, Jack, run. She then laid down a pair of Sevens. I had nothing.

“Have I won again?” she asked, sounding surprised.

“You have!” Toni virtually shouted, “Well done!”

“Does that mean you’ve got to take your jeans off?” she asked me.

“It does. And Toni’s tights I assume.” I confirmed.

“You go first.” Toni said, “I want to watch this.”

I reluctantly got up off the bar-stool and faced Louise. I undid the button at the top of my jeans and peeled the zip down. Once they were undone, I pulled the jeans down to my ankles and stepped out of them. I put them on the bar with my other clothes. I stood in front of Louise in a pair of loose-fitting, black boxers. I was pleased that my erection remained contained, even though my briefs had an open fly. Toni had stood up to watch me from over the bar. I could tell that both girls were looking at the swelling in my boxers. Louise was only a couple of feet away from it.

“Nice.” Toni said, "That's quite a bulge you've got there." she added, gleefully.

“I wasn’t expecting this tonight.” Louise added, grinning.

“To tell you the truth, neither was I.” I said, “If you’ve finished gawping, can I sit down again, please?”

“I suppose so.” Toni said, “I expect you want to watch me take my tights off now?”

“Yes please.” I said, leaning forward so that I could see over the bar better.

“Just be careful you don’t pull your panties down too. I’ve done that before.” Louise advised, “I’d face the other way if I were you, just in case.”

The thought of Louise’s panties coming down caused my member to stiffen even more. Fortunately, I’d sat back down on the stool, and the girls couldn’t see. I watched as Toni stood up, and following Louise’s advice, turned her back to us. She gripped the top of her tights and pulled them down. Just as Louise had warned, Toni’s panties came down too to expose her pale bum cheeks. She quickly pulled her panties up again.

“Good job you were facing that way.” Louise commented, “We saw your bare bottom.”

“Thank you, Louise.” Toni said, “Better that than exposing my bare pussy!” she laughed.

Toni continued pulling her tights down until they were completely off. Her panties were sheer black; we could see her bottom quite clearly through them. She turned to face us, placing her tights on the bar. I’m sure both mine and Louise’s eyes were drawn to Toni’s nether region, wondering how much her transparent panties would reveal – I know mine certainly were. Fortunately for Toni, her panties had an opaque panel positioned to hide her most private parts.

“If you've seen enough, it’s my deal I believe?” Toni said, picking up the cards, "This is getting exciting now!"

“Are you sure you want to play on?” Louise asked, “You do realise that if you lose again, you’ll have to take your bra off? And if either of us get four-of-a-kind, you’ll have to take your bra and panties off?

“I realise that.” Toni confirmed, “But I’m prepared to go all the way if I have to.”

Interestingly, neither of the girls asked if I was okay to play on, even though I was losing and sitting in just my boxers, and one more loss would see me totally naked. I just needed to make sure I didn’t lose. Toni dealt. As per usual for the night so far, my cards were rubbish. When Louise revealed three Aces and looked to have two more hands, I thought my fate was sealed. I was ready to drop my boxers and show the girls everything. Fortunately, Toni prevented Louise winning all three, so I survived to face another round. Louise dealt. This time it was Toni who looked like she was going to win, and it was Louise who stopped her. Once more, I was a mere bystander. But, yet again, I’d survived. It was my turn to deal. I decided that, to get better hands, I needed to mix the cards up a bit more. I gave them a vigorous shuffle. Ill-advisedly as it turned out; I was a little too enthusiastic, and the action caused my member to pop out of my open fly. Because I’d got the cards in my hands, I couldn’t poke it back straight away; but I tucked it in as quickly as I could. But as it turned out, not quickly enough!

“Oh my God!” Louise exclaimed, “I just saw it!”

“Saw what?” Toni asked, bemused.

“His thing!” Louise said excitedly.

“What thing?” Toni probed, still perplexed.

“You know, his ‘thing’” Louise replied elatedly, “His cock! His penis!” she added in a breathless whisper.

“How?” Toni asked, at last grasping what Louise meant.

“It just sort of popped out of his pants when he was shuffling.” Louise explained.

Toni raised herself on her bar-stool and looked over the counter.

“I can’t see it.” she said despondently.

“He’s poked it back in now.” Louise confirmed.

“Did you get a good look?” Toni enquired.

“It was virtually right out!” Louise said gleefully, “It wasn’t out for long, but I got a clear view of it.”

“Well?” Toni asked, “What was it like?”

“It actually looked okay.” Louise said.

I think I detected a hint of pleasant surprise, even admiration, in her voice. At lease she wasn’t disparaging.

“How big was it?” Toni persisted.

“I’d say about average. Maybe bigger.” Louise confirmed, “But I’m no expert.” she admitted.

As she spoke Louise had held her hands about six inches apart, like a fisherman indicating the size of his catch. I hope that Toni didn't think that Louise was exaggerating like many anglers do!

“I can’t believe you’ve seen it and I haven’t.” Toni said, sounding disappointed, "When I picture it in my dreams it's always big." Toni continued.

This was quite a revelation: Toni had just admitted to dreaming about me; well at least to a certain part of me!

“We’ll just have to get his boxers off so you can see it too.” Louise said.

“It’s making me wet just thinking about it!” Toni divulged.

“Toni!” Louise exclaimed.

All the while this conversation about my manhood had been going on, I sat motionless and listened. Initially, I’d been dumbstruck with embarrassment when Louise had first declared that she’d seen it. Then I’d became intrigued by the girl talk; it was fascinating.

“Ahem!” I said, “I’m still here you know.”

“Sorry, we were talking about you, not to you.” Toni laughed.

“So, I gather.” I said, “As you seem so desperate to see it, I’ll do a deal with you. If Louise takes off her shirt and jeans, so that you’re both in just your undies, I’ll take my boxers off and you can both see it.”

I’d concluded that both girls were clearly going to see my manhood anyway, so the best I could hope for was to see some more of them, particularly Louise. The deal that I’d proposed seemed the best way forward. There was an obvious advantage for Toni with the deal, as she wouldn’t have to take anything else off. There was less in it for Louise. The chances were that she wouldn’t even need to strip to her underwear as things currently stood. But the deal was the only way I could see of me getting Louise’s jeans off. I so desperately wanted her to remove them since she had admitted that she’d only got skimpy panties on. I think Louise was concerned that Toni would go for it, and metaphorically ‘throw her under the bus’. She needn’t have worried.

“We only need one more game for you to take your boxers off anyway.” Toni said.

“If Louise wins, then it’ll not only be my boxers coming off, but also your bra.” I said.

“I know. That’s a risk I’m willing to take.” Toni replied.

“And if Louise or I get four-of-a-kind, then you’ll have to take you bra and panties off.” I said.

“I’m aware of that.” Toni confirmed, “But I’m happy to play on. I assume you don’t want to accept the deal, Louise?” Toni asked.

“I’d rather play on.” Louise said, “But it’s definitely a bigger risk for you than it is for me. Are you sure you’re prepared to take your undies off?”

“As I said earlier, I’ll go all the way if I have to.” Toni confirmed, then, turning to me she said, “Thanks for the offer, but we’re going to play on. It’s your turn to deal I believe.”

I just hoped that the exuberant shuffle I’d given the cards worked in my favour. I certainly needed a change in fortune. I dealt. At least I managed to make three hands this time. Unfortunately, Toni beat the first two of them. But as she only had the two hands, it made little difference. The game moved on. Toni dealt. This time Toni declared three Twos to win the first hand but had nothing else. So, the game moved on at pace. Louise dealt. Again, I had three hands; the first two were runs which were both winning hands. Louise folded her last hand. I had a pair of Fours to conclude. If Toni couldn’t beat it, her bra would be coming off, along with Louise’s shirt. I felt my heart beat quicken. Unfortunately, Toni had a pair of Aces.

“That was close!” Toni said, breathing a sigh of relief.

“I’m pleased you had a nice pair.” Louise said naïvely, “I thought my shirt was coming off.”

“I can see Toni’s got a nice pair.” I joked, “I was hoping to see yours too Louise.”

“Cheeky!” Toni laughed.

“You’re going to have to wait a bit longer.” Louise smiled.

“I think we ought to have another drink.” I said, “Same again, girls?”

“This is turning into quite a session.” Louise giggled.

I downed the last of my pint and passed my glass to Toni. She poured me another bitter. Louise gave her glass to Toni as well. Toni had to turn her back to us to pour the wines.

“We can see your bum cheeks peeking out of your knickers again.” Louise chuckled, a noticeable slur in her voice.

“Very nice they are too.” I added.

Toni gripped either side of her panties and tugged them down to her knees to give us a flash of her bare bottom.

“There you go.” she laughed, “Have a proper look!”

"Toni!” Louise gasped, “You’re so bold. I could never do that!”

For a moment I thought Toni was going to turn and face us with her panties still around her knees and give us an early view of her pussy. But she reached down and pulled her panties up before returning to the bar. Both girls were quite tipsy now. And to be fair, so was I! Never-the-less, we all took another swig from our refreshed glasses.

“I thought we were going to see your pussy then.” I chortled.

“Don’t worry. You’ll be seeing it soon enough.” Toni replied, without a trace of embarrassment.

“Toni!” Louise exclaimed. She seemed to be saying that a lot tonight!

It was my time to deal again. Toni had an Ace, King, Queen running flush, but nothing else. So, the game moved on. Toni dealt. This proved to be another game where I was just a bystander. Louise won the first two hands, but Toni won the third. I had to admire the girls’ honesty. Toni could quite easily have conceded the third hand to make Louise the winner. In which case, I would have had to drop my boxers. As it was, the game moved on. Louise dealt. Again, I took no meaningful part. This time Toni won the first two hands, but Louise won the third. Either the girls hadn’t cottoned on to the fact that they were cancelling each other out, or they just didn’t care. Of course, I could be doing them a disservice, and they were genuinely just playing fair.

It was back to my time to deal again. How I needed a good hand. Unfortunately, it wasn’t this one! To be fair, none of us had a decent hand. As no one could make three hands, we moved on. Toni dealt. Again, Toni and Louise cancelled each other out, with me just watching on. Louise dealt. This time it was me that blocked everyone with an Ace, King, Queen, run but nothing else. It seemed ages since anyone had won, and anybody had had to take anything off. Nine Card Brag can be like that, which makes it a good game for building up the kitty. It does make for a nervy strip game though! I’d been sitting in just my boxers for ages now, expecting at any minute that I’d have to take them off.

“Are we never going to get his boxers off?” Louise asked, sounding frustrated, “It’s been ages since anyone won.”

“I’m beginning to think we should have accepted his offer.” Toni replied, equally exasperated, “At least we would have both seen it by now.”

“I wouldn’t go that far.” Louise countered, “I’d rather he didn’t see me in my undies.”

“This often happens. Someone will win a game soon.” I reassured them, “In fact, it’s not unusual, after a long run like this, that someone wins two rounds in a row.”

“I hope you don’t do that!” Toni laughed, “I’d be in real trouble!”

I gathered up the cards and dealt. Toni and I both had a Nine, Ten, Jack, running flush, so the hand went no further. Toni dealt. Toni had two running flushes, but fortunately, nothing to back it up. Louise dealt. This time it was Louise that had a running flush but nothing else. I was worried that the girls may be getting fed up and frustrated. The dealing came back to me. Louise had two three-of-a-kinds (‘Prials’ as they are known – sorry, did I mention that earlier?) but her third hand was just a pair of Threes. Fortunately I'd got a pair of Sixes.

“Damn!” I thought I was going to win.” Louise vented her frustration.

“I wish you had.” Toni said, “I’d happily take my bra off now. In fact, it’s getting to the stage where I’d gladly take my knickers off too!”

"Toni!" Louise exclaimed.

Toni dealt. At last, I was given a decent hand. In fact, I really fancied my chances of taking all three tricks. I had three Eights to start with, followed by an Ace, Two, Three, run, and a Three, Four, Five, run. The girls couldn’t stop me – I’d won!

“Damn!” Toni exclaimed, “I was only joking when I said I’d happily take my bra off!”

“Be careful what you wish for girls.” I said, “Now, who wants to go first?”

The girls looked at each other uncertainly.

“I guess I ought to go first.” Louise said, adding, “I can’t believe I’m doing this. There's no way I would even think of doing this unless I was a bit tipsy.”

Louise finished her wine, then slowly, methodically started to unbutton her shirt. I was so close to her that I could discern that her fingers were trembling. With each button that came undone I got a tantilising glimpse of her bra. When the buttons were all undone, she untucked her shirt from her jeans and peeled it off. Just as I imagined it would be, her body was gorgeous, with a taut stomach. Her skin was silky smooth, and she had the cutest of belly buttons. Her bra was white and lacy. Her breasts were well developed, although not as big as Toni’s. She leant across me to put her shirt with the pile of clothes on the bar. As she did so, the soft cups of her bra rubbed against my arm. My erection reacted immediately and I could feel it burst out of my boxers. I quickly pushed it back before Louise noticed. She sat back on the bar-stool facing me, in just her bra and faded blue jeans.

“Well?” she asked, "Happy?"

“They’re terrific.” I said, “You are absolutely stunning.” I added.

“Thank you.” she said, meekly, "I wasn't expecting to be doing this tonight." she giggled.

"I'm so glad you did." I said, "I've longed to see you like this for ages."

“I guess it’s my turn now.” Toni said.

She got up from her bar-stool and faced Louise and me from across the bar. She reached behind her back and unfastened her bra. She slowly let it fall until her breasts were completely uncovered. She put her bra on the bar. Her breasts were large but firm enough so that they didn’t sag. Her areolae were prodigious, a shade of burnt ochre and pimply, and her nipples prominent. She was so close; we could see every detail. I noticed that Louise was looking intently at them too. Now, I must admit, I’m not a fan of huge breasts, and I preferred Louise’s more modest boobs. That said, Toni’s were more appealing than I anticipated.

“Well?” she asked, just as Louise had done.

“I bet this is the first time we’ve had a topless barmaid in here!” I laughed.

“I expect it is.” Toni giggled, “I won’t make a habit of it. And remember, not a word to anyone. I'll get the sack, and you'll probably get barred.”

“I promise, although it'd do wonders for custom.” I joshed, “Speaking of which, shall we have another drink?”

“I’m quite tipsy already.” Louise slurred, but handed over her wine glass anyway.

Toni poured my beer then got herself and Louise another glass of wine. As she walked back to the bar holding the glasses her bare breasts wobbled. She set the glasses down on the bar and asked me for the money. I gave her a twenty-pound note.

“If you let me keep the change you can have a feel of these beauties.” she chuckled, cupping her breasts and giving them a squeeze.

“Toni!” Louise exclaimed, not for the first time tonight.

“I was going to suggest you kept the change anyway.” I said.

“Thank you.” Toni smiled, “You’ve earnt yourself a feel.”

Toni leant forward inviting me to touch them. I reached over the bar and fondled her large, bare breasts; one in each hand. They were firm but pliable. I felt her nipples harden to my touch. I noticed Louise was watching closely. I don’t think she could believe what she was witnessing. Perhaps she was concerned that the same fate awaited her. I wish! I released my grip on Toni’s boobs and sat back down.

“Thank you.” I said, “I needed bigger hands!” I joked.

“I hope we’ll be saying that soon!” Toni retorted.

“Toni!” Louise chided.

“Shall we carry on playing or do you want to stop now?” I asked, moving the conversation on, “It’s your panties off next if you lose.” I reminded Toni.

“And it’s your boxers off next if you lose.” Toni reminded me, “I want to play on. I’m ready to take my knickers off if I must.”

“Louise?” I asked, “Are you happy to play on? It’ll be your jeans off next I assume?”

“I’ve seen what’s inside your boxers and I want to see it again.” Louise chortled, “And I want Toni to see it too next time. If my jeans have to come off, then so be it!”

“Thank you, Louise.” Toni said, “It’s actually quite liberating being like this.”

“It’s your deal I believe, Louise.” I said.

Louise picked up the cards, shuffled and dealt. Toni declared three Aces but nothing else, which was enough to stop us going any further.

“What would have happened if I’d had four Aces?” Toni asked, “You’ve only got one item to take off.”

“For a start, Louise would have to have taken her jeans and bra off.” I said, avoiding the question.

“Good job you didn’t then.” Louise commented, her voice slightly incoherent.

“And you would have to take your boxers off and give us both a feel!” Toni laughed.

“Toni!” Louise admonished.

The thought of Louise playing with my member was intoxicating.

“Okay.” I said, “I’ll do it if you will.”

“You’re on.” Toni grinned.

It was my time to deal again.

“You won’t believe this!” Toni exclaimed.

She turned over her hand with a flourish. She’d got four Kings.

“Have you got four pairs, Louise?” I asked, not able to hide the desperation in my voice, “I haven’t.” I confirmed.

“Neither have I.” Louise said, despondently, “Does that mean what I fear it means?” she added nervously.

“Sorry, Louise. I’m afraid it means you’ve got to take your jeans and bra off.” Toni said, “But it also means he’s got to take his boxers off and give us both a feel of his thing.” she continued excitedly.

“Can I keep my clothes on if I just look rather than touch?” Louise offered.

Now the two things I wanted most in life at the current time were: 1. Louise to strip off; and 2. Louise to hold my manhood. So, her offer was never going to go down that well with me!

“Sorry Louise.” I said, “I really want your clothes to come off, even if that means you both get to touch my privates.”

At this point I think Toni was feeling guilty about involving Louise. And to virtually assuring her that she’d only have to take her boots and socks off at the most.

“If you let Louise keep her bra and jeans on, I’ll drop my panties and let you feel my pussy.” Toni said, selflessly.

“Toni!” Louise exclaimed, again, “You can’t do that!”

“Thank you, Toni. That’s a very generous offer.” I said, “But, as we’re both already down to our briefs, I think it’s only fair that Louise joins us.”

“I’m sorry Louise. I tried.” Toni said, “But it looks like you’re going to have to strip.”

“It’s a good job I’m tipsy.” Louise sighed.

Louise slipped down off the bar-stool and stood in front of me. She sighed deeply again and glanced upwards as if seeking divine intervention. None came. Her hands moved hesitantly to the top of her jeans. I couldn't believe it; she was really going to do it! She un-popped the top stud and then undid each of the fly buttons. When they were all undone, she opened her jeans, and I got my first tantilising glimpse of what was beneath. She lowered her jeans, and I couldn’t help but gasp. She was wearing the tiniest white G-string. No wonder she was reluctant to take off her jeans. I think even Toni was taken aback by how skimpy they were. When she had got her jeans below her knees, she stood on one leg to remove them one leg at a time. As she switched legs, she became unbalanced and nearly fell over. Instinctively, I reached out and grabbed her waist to prevent her falling. What I noticed, but Louise didn’t, is that my intervention had displaced her panties. The small triangle of white material that had previously been concealing her slit was now pulled to one side and her vulva was in full view to me. She was as smooth as satin down there. When her jeans were completely off, she put them on the bar with the rest of our clothes.

“Thanks for saving me from falling over.” Louise smiled, “I’ve had slightly too many wines I think.” she giggled.

“No problem.” I said, “By-the-way, you may want to adjust your panties.”

Louise looked down, puzzled.

“Oh my God!” she exclaimed, “How long have they been like that?”

“Since you stumbled.” I explained.

Louise quickly moved her panties back into their correct position. She was blushing bright red.

“I take it you saw everything?” she asked me, red-faced.

“Yes. Thank you.” I replied, “It’s wonderful.” I added.

“What happened?” Toni asked. She had been unsighted behind the bar.

“I just exposed my pussy, that’s all!” Louise said, sounding mortified.

“I miss all the fun this side of the bar!” Toni sighed, then continued, “I’m afraid you’ve got to expose some more yet. You’ve got to take your bra off too, remember.”

“Really?” Louise sighed.

“Yes really.” Toni confirmed, “But once you’ve done that, he’s got to take his boxers off. And we get to feel his bits!” she added enthusiastically.

Louise turned her back to me. Viewed from behind she only had a tiny white string between her bum cheeks and looked virtually naked. She reached behind her back and unhooked her white bra. Just as Toni had done, she slowly let it fall until her breasts were completely uncovered. At this point, she turned back to face me. She slipped her bra fully off and tossed it onto the pile of clothes. She was so close to me I could have touched her boobs. I could certainly see every detail. Her breasts were much more modest than Toni’s, but to me they were perfect in every respect: size, shape, firmness, and skin tone. Her areolae were about the size of a ten pence piece. Her nipples were cute and erect. They weren’t the only thing that was erect; I honestly thought I was going to burst out of my boxers!

“Well?” Louise said.

“You are absolutely stunning!” I managed to gasp, “Really stunning!” I repeated, wide-eyed and breathless.

“Thank you.” Louise said, seemingly genuinely pleased with my admiring reaction,“I hope you’re not expecting to feel mine like you did Toni’s? That’s not going to happen!” she added emphatically.

“Spoil sport!” I laughed.

“I still can’t believe what’s happened tonight.” she continued, “I’d settled in for a quiet, cozy night at home, watching TV on my own, with a cup of hot chocolate. Here I am just an hour later, sitting topless in my local pub in only a tiny G-string, having already exposed my pussy!”

“Sorry about that!” Toni laughed, “Things are about to get even stranger. It’s time to get his boxers off!”

“I know how you feel, Louise.” I said, “I’d only come out for a quick drink. And now I’m about to get completely naked and have two gorgeous girls touch my privates.”

“I’m coming around to your side of the bar for this.” Toni chuckled, “I don’t want to miss a thing!”

Toni came and stood next to Louise. Both girls, dressed in just their panties, and with their bare breasts on full display, faced me. I stood up – in fact, everything stood up!

“Wow!” Toni said, “You’ve really pitched a tent in your boxers!” she laughed.

“He’s certainly packing something down there.” Louise chuckled.

“Are you going to let us see it then?” Toni urged.

“I thought Louise might like to pull them down.” I suggested, “As she inadvertently showed me her pussy earlier.”

“Now there’s an offer not to be missed!” Toni giggled, “Go for it girl!”

Louise stepped forward. She reached out, gripped the top of my boxers, and, without hesitation, simply pulled them down. My boner burst out. She recoiled in surprise. Toni did just the opposite; she moved nearer to get a closer look. I stepped out of my boxers and Louise put them with the rest of the clothes on the bar. I stood in front of the girls totally naked with everything on display; my erect member pointing directly at them.

“Now that is something to brag about!” Toni grinned, “Don’t forget he promised us we could touch it.”

I knew that if Louise was to handle it now, I wouldn’t be able to hold on. I thought that maybe I could just hold on if Toni did. But how could I say that diplomatically?

“As Louise had the dubious pleasure of taking my boxers off, would you like the honour of touching it first Toni?” I said.

“Can I?” she said excitedly.

Louise backed away, giving me a knowing glance as she did so. I think she’d worked out what my issue was. Toni stepped forward and looked down at my erection.

“I hope your hands are warm?” I chuckled nervously.

“I was right to question whether they’d be big enough.” Toni laughed.

I watched Toni’s hand move towards my penis, then I looked away. I felt her fingers wrap around it and start to stroke it. She pushed my foreskin back. I bit my bottom lip and tried to focus on anything except what was actually happening. The strokes got quicker and more intense.

Not for the first time tonight I heard Louise exclaim, “Toni!”

I looked down to see what Toni was doing now that had caused Louise to react so emphatically. I saw that Toni had put her other hand inside her panties and was pleasuring herself as she rubbed me. I’m not sure which of us was breathing heaviest and fastest. I knew I couldn’t hold on much longer. I was just about to beg Toni to stop when she let go of my manhood.

“I’m so sorry.” she said, panting heavily, “I’m going to have to stop. I’ve gone and got myself too aroused.”

“I was worried you might. Louise said, “You look flushed.”

“You can have a go now, Louise.” Toni said, “I just need to catch my breath. Excuse me.”

Toni left us in a hurry. Louise and I shared a knowing look. My initial relief that Toni had stopped fondling me before I had chance to embarrass myself was replaced by the mixed feelings of anticipation and dread that Louise would cause me. I just knew I wouldn’t be able to resist climaxing if she did anything like Toni had just done.

Now we were alone, Louise had a cheeky grin on her face. She stepped forward and leant in towards me. I honestly thought she was leaning in for a kiss, a hug, or maybe even more. Encouraged, I put my arms around her and lovingly pulled her almost naked body in tightly to me. I felt her hard nipples press against my exposed chest and my erection push against her. Instinctively I lowered my hands to her bottom and pushed her tiny panties down. I squeezed her bare bum cheeks. All Louise had to do now was take hold of my erect penis and guide it inside her. I was ready; indeed, I was desperate for it. I’d wished for this moment for so long. I pushed back a loose strand of her hair and tenderly kissed her on the cheek. What she did next took me completely by surprise. She recoiled suddenly.

“What do you think you’re doing?” she exclaimed.

“I thought you were getting intimate.” I replied, confused, “You closed in for an embrace, didn’t you?”

“Idiot!” she cried, “I only leant in closer because I wanted to whisper something to you.”

“I’m so sorry.” I whimpered, “I completely misread your intentions.”

“You most certainly did! You honestly didn’t expect me to have sex with you here, in the pub, did you?” Louise asked, condescendingly.

Now, I wasn’t sure whether she meant by this that the problem was me, the location, or both. Always the optimist, I put it down to the setting; after all, she was a classy girl, and we were in the public bar. Perhaps I should suggest we move into the saloon bar? Then again, I didn’t want to risk getting a black eye! I’d already misjudged her once; I didn’t fancy doing it again.

Since Louise had stepped back, we were now separated by a little gap. I glanced down and noticed that her panties were down around her knees where i'd pushed them. Louise seemed oblivious to the fact that her pussy was once more completely exposed. To think, just moments before, my erection had been so close to entering it.

“Before you whisper to me, you may want to adjust your panties.” I said.

Louise looked down, bemused.

“Oh my God! Not again!” she exclaimed, “How long have they been like that this time?”

“I’m so sorry.” I explained, “I pulled them down when we hugged.”

“We didn’t hug.” Louise clarified, “You might have thought we hugged, but we didn’t.”

Whereas before Louise had been quick to move her panties back into their correct position, this time she didn’t seem too concerned. She left them lowered. She wasn’t even blushing.

“I take it you can see everything?” she asked me, "You can see my pussy?"

“Yes. Thank you.” I replied, “It’s marvelous.” I added.

“Thank you.” Louise said, “It’s getting to be a bit of a habit!”

“It’s a good habit.” I smiled.

“Before you tried to molest me, I was going to whisper to you that I’ll only be holding your manhood briefly, and certainly not doing the same as Toni did. So, there’s no need to worry on that score.” Louise confided, “Also, whilst I was holding it, I was going to suggest that you feel my pussy over my panties if you want to. As obviously, we won’t be going any further.” Louise continued.

She certainly knows how to build up a guy’s hopes and then smash them to smithereens! Broken-hearted, I came up with a counter suggestion.

“You’re right. I couldn’t have coped with you stroking my member for any length of time. It would’ve got messy!” I conceded, “You do still want to feel it though?”

“Of course!” Louise said, “Just don’t read too much into it. We are NOT going to have sex.” Louise continued adamantly.

“Okay. I won’t.” I said, disappointedly, “I see you’ve not pulled your panties up. Can I feel your pussy like that? As obviously, we won’t be going any further.” I continued, echoing what she’d said only moments earlier.

“Okay. But we’ll need to be quick before Toni gets back.” Louise said, “And only rubbing. Don’t you be putting your fingers inside.” she warned.

Louise stepped forward and I felt her fingers wrapped around my erection. I noticed straight away that her hand was smoother and her grip altogether more tender than Toni’s had been. I put my hand down and gently pressed against her vulva. She gasped when I first made contact. She soothingly stroked my manhood, and I tenderly rubbed her pussy. She sighed.

“Mmmmm. That’s actually quite nice.” she purred, sounding surprised.

Keeping my hand flat, I pressed against her a bit harder and rubbed slightly more intensely. Louise’s response was to fondle me a little bit more keenly. We both groaned with pleasure.

“If you keep doing that, I’m going to have the same problem as Toni did.” Louise smiled.

“Me too.” I sighed, “But I don’t want you to stop.”

“I know how you feel.” Louise said, “But we are going to have to.”

Louise gave no indication of stopping, despite what she said. I could feel her pussy moisten to my touch. I knew I was only moments away from climaxing myself. Oh, how I wished I was inside her!

At that moment Toni came back in. Louise immediately let go of my cock and quickly pulled her panties up. I swiftly snatched my hand back from her snatch. Toni was still only wearing her black panties. Her bare breasts wobbled rhythmically as she walked towards us.

“I’m so sorry about that.” Toni said, her face still flushed, “Have I missed much?”

“I’ve had my feel of his thing and we’re just about to get dressed.” Louise said, “If you want another quick look at it, now’s your chance.”

I turned to face Toni so that she could get a proper look at it.

“It looks rather red.” Toni observed, “I trust he let you have a good feel of it?”

“He did.” Louise confirmed openly, “Can we get dressed now?”

“Before we do; you’ve both seen my privates, and I’ve seen Louise’s, but we haven’t seen yours Toni.” I reminded them.

“Have you not?” Toni said, innocently.

“That’s true. We haven’t.” Louise confirmed, “Yet you were the one that was most keen at the start.”

“And you did say earlier that we’ll be seeing your pussy soon enough.” I prompted her.

“Did I?” Toni said, vaguely.

“You did.” Louise said, “In fact, I told you off for it.”

“Come on Toni, you owe it to Louise to show me as much as she has.” I said.

“Yes Toni. Pull your panties down.” Louise giggled drunkenly, “We want to see your pussy.”

We both looked at Toni expectantly. She shrugged her shoulders and then came around to our side of the bar so that we had a clear view.

“Oh, alright then.” she said, “I suppose I should.”

She gripped her black panties and swiftly pulled them down, letting them fall to her ankles. She stepped out of them so that, like me, she was completely naked. Just like Louise, she was hairless ‘down there’. But whereas Louis's flaps were regular, neat and smooth, Toni's were fluted, protuberant and leathery. Embarrassingly, my erection, which had relaxed slightly since Louise had let go of it, perked up again. This didn’t go unnoticed by Toni.

“You can see it then?” she chuckled, noting my stiffy.

“We can see everything.” Louise confirmed.

“We’ve seen a lot tonight.” I commented.

“We certainly have. In fact, we still can.” Louise grinned, looking directly at my exposed, stiff penis.

“I must admit, I didn’t expect it to go this far when I first suggested it.” Toni beamed. I noticed she was looking directly at my revealed penis too.

“I wouldn’t have even come out for a drink if I thought this was going to happen.” Louise admitted, “But it has actually been quite good fun. I can’t believe I got my boobs and pussy out!” she chuckled.

“I think the drink may have had something to do with that!” Toni chortled, completely unfazed that she was standing in front of us with her pussy in full view.

“I think it had a lot to do with it.” Louise agreed, “And to think I was going to have a quiet night in.”

“You wouldn’t have got to feel a willy if you’d done that!” Toni chortled, “And we both did tonight!”

“We did!” Louise exclaimed, excitedly, “I enjoyed that.”

“So did I.” Toni agreed, “A little too much.” she added, embarrassed.

“I think the drink may have had something to do with that too!” I chuckled.

“Remember, not a word of what’s happened here tonight must get out.” Toni instructed in a hushed tone, suddenly sounding more serious.

“Agreed.” Louise and I said together.

“I suppose we ought to put our clothes back on.” Toni said, despondently.

“One last hug?” I suggested hopefully.

“Why not?” Toni said, playfully.

I opened my arms and Toni stepped forward. We embraced each other, both naked. I felt her large breasts press against me. Her nipples were still firm. She obviously felt something of mine push against her because she giggled.

“I can feel your willy pressing against me.” she laughed.

She kissed me lightly on the cheek. As we parted, she dropped her hand down and touched my member.

“I couldn’t resist one last feel.” she smiled.

I turned to Louise and opened my arms. She stepped forward and leant in towards me. I hesitated in case she only wanted to whisper to me again; I didn’t want to misread the situation like I'd done previously. I was right to wait.

“Don’t read too much into this.” she whispered, “But you can put your hands inside my panties and squeeze my bottom again if you want to. Just don’t pull them down this time!”

I didn’t need asking twice. I put my arms around her and affectionately pulled her almost naked body snugly in to me. Her still hard nipples pressed once more against my exposed chest. My erection pushed firmly against her; it could only be inches from her pussy. I slid my hands down her back and slipped them inside her tiny panties; I clutched her bare bum cheeks. Should I risk giving her a small kiss? Why not? I tenderly kissed her on the cheek. She didn’t resist, in fact, she kissed me lightly back. As we embraced, she whispered in my ear again.

“If you’d be kind enough to walk me home, perhaps we could continue this at my place?” she murmured.

Suddenly, I couldn’t wait to get dressed and leave. As we separated, Louise did the same as Toni had done, she dropped her hand down and stroked my erection. Whereas Toni’s action was one of conclusion; I had the feeling Louise’s was of pleasure yet to come.

“I hope that’s not the last time I feel it.” she winked.

I don’t think I’ve ever got dressed so quickly in my life! In fact, it’s a wonder we didn’t end up wearing each other’s clothes! We hurriedly kissed goodbye to Toni and left. I walked Louise home at a swift pace.

What happened next is our secret. As they say: ‘What happens in the village stays in the village!’ Needless to say, although it was something to brag about, we both kept it to ourselves.

THE END

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